The House of Dirty Stories Part IV

Okay, okay, I’ve been building up the hype about some dirty stories for three posts now. So the time has come to tell them.

Upstairs we found a program magazine from the 1970’s. It was from the show of a popular singer, Danny, who is still active even now.

The magazine contained of course information about the show.

And ads about Danny’s vinyl’s.

I didn’t find it interesting, so I started roaming through other papers. Regina was a famous magazine aimed at women and was known for it’s romantic and erotic short stories.

I started reading one of them, when my friend, who had started reading the Danny show magazine told me to have a second look at it.

The page on the right still contains photos and stories about Danny, but the left hand page is reserved for readers’ questions and letters about sex. The story is so strange, that let’s have a closer look at it.

Basically the writer tells a story about her and her friends finding the largest manly organ ever, so they arranged a party.

They challenged the boys in the party to a competition on who had the biggest, and after that they all tried to have sex with the winner. Only one of them could.

The writer was still in pain after two days and will remember this for the rest of her life, she says.

I mean these are the generation, who have told my generation that we are immoral and spoiled for all our lives. And yet they’ve had competitions like this. I’ve never seen anything like this in my life, and believe me, I have seen a lot.

The following page even contained an ad about a magazine called sex, which promised to be ‘facts for adults’.

And next to it was an ad about Danny Show T-shirts.

The middle page contained an autographed portrait of Danny. This little magazine does go to the top 3 of the strangest publications I have ever seen. And believe me, I have seen a lot.

One more post from this location coming up.